musicians vol.6

…Oingo Boingo!

baked not fried!

Nabisco introduces Wheat Thin Clients. The tastiest way to connect to a server since Hacker Crackers.

Pfft, I can Google any guy. Want to impress me? Show up when I Wiki.

didn’t you used to be a comedian

Memo: Jon Stewart 

Stop being such a critical ass and say something funny.

love

I would never leave you, I would never doubt you, I would never stop trying to find out more. I am faithful. I cannot live without you. My darling wikipedia.

my “twenties” period

You're not buying that Botticelli print?

No way. I am so baroque.

constant raving

Great job Clay Aiken! You couldn't have imitated a more stylish look than that of k.d. lang.

hope no one from church is reading this

I like to dress up in women's clothing.

digital cable would be cool

TV Guide channel says tomorrow it's going to be cloudy.

What's that picture they have for tonight?

Moony.

Should I bring a coat?

no because my character is from Idaho

So. You're in the army.

Yeah.

What are you gonna be doing?

I'll be doing dramatic TV spots.

Couldn't you have done that here?

mom i cussed but I had to

I always like to say, There's no I in shut up dammit.

Yes there is.

SHUT UP DAMMIT.

let’s stay at the radishon

Utopia makes me sick. Because it makes me think of tapioca.

Aruba? A rhubarb.

Basically I can't talk about geography without feeling nauseated.

Logic is a Game

I truly believe that music is math, that math is an art, and that art is a science.

It is for this reason I insist that I passed Math.