you guys!! for my birthday!

November 14, 2006 — Sarah

I need to save up $300, and then I can either get a Microsoft Zune (which sounds like a useless piece of plastic) or — wait for it — waaait —–  infinite power!!!

Granted this is listed as the ability to Chanel, but maybe CoCo is a big time witch and that’s why her perfume is so popular. No lie, my brother drank a bottle of Chanel No.5 once when he was a kid and now at 27 he can drink as much beer as he wants and never get drunk. Let THAT marinate for a minute.

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oh my stars

November 4, 2006 — Sarah

it’s finally real: i have developed an actual, real crush on an actual, real gay guy. i think we all knew my life would come to this. throw back a shot for me – it’s a sad sad state i’m in.

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