You Know Who You Are

To all of my friends in Witness Protection: Did you know I think you’re dead?

Stupid Poetic Life

I have on my MySpace, “If you want to think outside the box, it helps to be outside it.” I thought that was kind of funny, because the page’s script causes the wording to go outside the margins of the box it’s supposed to be in. Get it?

Until I realized it’s totally true. If your life has become unoriginal, expect your thoughts to follow.

It’s not funny anymore but it’s nice and cynical so I’m leaving it up for now.

P.S. Thanks anyone who still reads my blog. I’m staging a comeback.

Rhetorical Question

Dear Nancy Grace:

Why do you have guests on your show? If you want background noise while you talk, try Muzak. If you’d like to verbally abuse people in public, take your children to the zoo.  If you just need someone to hang out with and bash people, starting a bunco group with Limbaugh and Schlessinger ought to get you started.

Thanks,

Name Withheld. 

Please Don’t Scream At Me.