Some Things That Scare Me, Part 1

Don’t think I’m proud of this.

10. Colloidal silver

9. Hand washed dishes

8. Where clean water comes from

7. Water products coming in contact with wood products — I am just now seeing this water pattern

6. Confrontational philosophy students

5. Being alone at my parents house

4. Capitalism vs. a clear conscience

3. Being judged by my aunts

2. My parents’ unwavering belief in me

1. The right to bear arms

5 Responses to “Some Things That Scare Me, Part 1”

  1. Masten Says:

    Hey, we both started posting again!

    As far as number five goes, I once watched the remake of “Dawn of the Dead” alone at my parents’ place more recently then I should probably admit.

    It occurred to me that while I had been watching the flick, which was pretty creepy, there might have been an actual zombie apocalypse.

    So I called my folks (they were away) to make sure they weren’t zombies. They said they were fine.

    Phew.

  2. Sam Says:

    SERIOUS amen to judgemental aunts. Interestingly, unwavering support from my aunt would be fine, whereas unwavering support from my parents also makes me nervous. Fiercely loyal aunt and skeptical parent would be ideal.

  3. BACON Says:

    Only a communist would have a clear conscience.

  4. Sarah Says:

    You’re trying to scare me more?

  5. Allie Says:

    You have a germ thing. I get it!!

    Whenever I think of colloidal silver, I think of that gross drink called Orbitz. Remember that one? With the weird little gelatin balls floating in it? That’s what colloidal silver is to me. Interesting enough to make me curious, but not something I ever want to have direct contact with.

    I’m very happy about the right to bear arms. I’m even happier about NOT having the right to arm bears. (Sorry – I really couldn’t help it.)


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