Mom: I’m going to throw that bag away. I don’t know why they sent it to me. Look! It has a velcro on it that doesn’t go to anything!
Me: Watch – it folds into itself, the other velcro is under this flap, see?
Mom: And what good does that do?
Me: It’s a grocery bag, Mom, you take it to the store with you and you bring your groceries home in it. It’s to save plastic.
Mom: WHAT! And what are you going to buy at the store that folds up flat into itself!!?
